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Fat Mack & the Boyz: America is Better with DEI (Part I)

“Yo, yo, guys.  What’s up?”  Fat Mack’s eyes were fixed on a humungous triple-decker cheeseburger he was about to bite into.   “Did did...

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“I can’t even make my mouth say ‘I told you so’ anymore,” Fat Mack was looking dreamily at what had to be the tallest...

Commentary: Promise Breaker Trump’s Only Kept Promise

I got to the diner later than usual yesterday.  It was a busy day at the office.  Trump and the Project ’25 Boys went...

Fat Mack: Eighteen Hundred Feet

The diner was hopping.  People were eating and talking and enjoying themselves loudly.  I kept looking at Shirley, and she kept pretending she was...

Good thing for Rahimi he’s not darker

"So, you all remember Ahmad Khan Rahimi, the guy who set off the bombs in New York and New Jersey?" Fat Mack was stuffing...

Would You Hire Him?

"What's up, Uncle G?"  I was on a quick lunch.  The newspaper was busy."Hey there, Scoops?" Uncle G peered over the top of the paper he was...

Fat Mack sings: Deaf, unarmed, shot dead by police

People in the diner were singing something, but I couldn't tell what.  The closer I got to the door, the louder it got, but...

Crystal Meth and Krispy Kremes

"Yo, Mack!" I ran the last few feet to the diner door.  "The police are outside looking for you," I said."What?" Mack was about...

Transgender Beatdown at the Diner

Fat Mack and I were meeting up for lunch at the diner to discuss a project we’re working on. Can’t talk about it here,...

Yo Ho Ho and Happy Kwanzaa

“Merry Christmas,” I yelled out as I walked into the diner.“Merry Christmas,” came back and for a moment I was surprised at the number...

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